Bingo

This is going to be another one of those 'This is what I did today' posts. You don't like the idea of that? I'm bigger than you. I'll beat you up. Don't forget.

Tonight I played Bingo - one of those sports where size doesn't matter, a bit like Ping-pong. That's why I don't like it [no racist]. It's hard to staunch out your opponents because, for the most part, people have their heads down crunching numbers and it's hard to standover people that can't see or hear threats you make towards them (unless you're standing up in their face, bitch).

If it was up to me, bingo would be a full contact sport. The person that calls bingo would have to have to wrestle with the pensioner while numbers continued to be called out. There would be spot fights breaking out all over the place to fight it out over who gets to be the first to claim the meat basket. At the same time, they need the protein from the meat more than I do.