Introduction

First off, my name's Danny. I am fucking huge. Here's a list of things that will let you know whether you're anything like me:

• Are you pretty and pretty hard to miss?
• Did the U.S. government think that you had two of Saddam's Weapons of Mass Destruction attached to your shoulders?
• Do people confuse you for the Eureka Tower in Melbourne?
• Do you find it difficult to spoon with girls without crushing them?
• Have girls come up to you and touched you to see whether you were cold thinking you were a marbel sculpture - perfect?

Chances are you would have answered No to every question. If you answered Yes to anyone of those questions, I'll meet you at Eltham Gym in 20 and we'll have it out on the benchpress.