This morning I was standing at the kitchen sink in my Y-fronts getting a non-protein drink. My Mum comes up behind me, slaps my arse then says, "You've got a good body, you know that?" I looked at her with a wide-eyed expression and didn't say a word. Nothing more was said.
I didn't know what to make of this situation. Either:
A) Mum was offering a genuine compliment.
B) Mum is leading a double life as the superhero: Captain Obvious.
C) She thought I was someone else (Who else? My brother?!)
D) No woman, not even my Mum, can resist my rad body.
I'm scared.
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