Growing up, my family was really rude to me. "He's just big boned" they would say (yeah, clearly I'm this fucking huge because of my bones). "lol!!!1 I should put a brick on your head so you stop growing" or "Someone should put you in a vice so you stop growing sideways" are just a few examples.
This got me thinking, where the fuck would you find a vice that's as wide as a Hummer? Would this vice be made of titanium? Would my entire family be strong enough to force me into this vice or would they trick me into getting into it? I know they're going behind my lats to do this shit to me, what should I do?
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