If you don't see me then this will be the best thing you'll see on tuesday.

Hey big guys,

This tuesday will be a really good night to take your lady friend for a drive and get your willy sucked. If you don't have a lady friend then just hang your arm out the window and wait for one, two or 15 to latch on.

And for all you smaller guys, take your sorry arse up to the hills and watch the total lunar eclipse.

Humongous regards,
Danny.

http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/earth-to-put-the-moon-in-the-shade/2007/08/26/1188066946407.html