Raise them ears.

No shit, I'm going deaf. I can't walk down the street without being tooted/honked/beeped/whatever by every fucking car that goes past. And it's not just because I've got such an awesome physique that warrants attention. It's just as much because my shoulders hang 2 metres off the footpath over the road. You know, if ears weren't cartilage, I'd work them out to be fucking huge.



Blowing up this balloon is a testament to this guy's ear strength:

Yeah, this guy has got strong ears, but if they're not big, what's the fucking point?

Attn: Green-minded bodybuilders.

This is going to be the first of many tips on how you, my bodybuilding friend, can do you part for the environment.

Tip 1: To save water, try and black out your bathroom mirror. That way when you’re brushing your teeth you won’t be distracted by your magnificent reflection for hours while the taps running. Instead, the tap will only run for a couple of minutes.